Shawnee Hills Trail Races
Be sure to review the schedule so that you will be prepared. Pay close attention to all specific times listed on the schedule, including race start times.
For your safety and the safety of our volunteers, all cut off times are strictly enforced. You must wear your race number so that it is clearly visible at all times to our race personnel.
Should you need to drop from the race at one of the aid stations, please notify the personnel available, and give them your race number for confirmation. All race officials, medical staff, and aid station captains have the authority to make decisions regarding your continuation in the race, and their advice must be strictly followed.
Drop bags are due at the scheduled times. No drop bags will be accepted after the truck has left for the aid station.
The course is marked with hanging pink ribbon, pink ground flags, reflective tape, arrow signs, and “do not enter” signs. As a participant, you are responsible at all times to follow the provided markings. The national forest has remote areas where cell service is not available. Please check in and out of every aid station.
Course etiquette is expected and you should yield to any runner that is catching you from behind, let them pass by stepping to the upside of the trail so they may continue at their pace. The faster runner does have the right of way, and would be appreciative of your yielding to them. This is true for horses as well, and others that may be on the trails. Course etiquette also applies to your trash. Please carry it out with you.
The course should be in great condition, which includes rocks, roots, stumps, mud, fallen trees, creek crossings, wildlife, sunny hot days, warm nights, and of course amazing aid stations. Please be aware of wildlife encounters. This is snake country so be on the lookout for copperheads, cottonmouths, etc. You will see them so please take precautions around them. This area has a lot of insects that will bite and sting you. There are pockets of ground hornets along all parts of the course. Know if you are allergic to any insects before coming to the race and plan accordingly.
Thank you for choosing Shawnee Hills Trail Races and we look forward to your arrival and participation in our race.
Awards
The overall 1st and 2nd place male and female winners will each receive a distinctive award. All finishers will receive a finisher’s award.
Race Policies
1. Entry fees are non-refundable; race numbers and entries cannot be transferred to another year. No exceptions. This means once we have received your entry, you will not receive a refund if you cannot participate, or if the event is cancelled because of weather, natural disaster or other unforeseen circumstances.
We will allow bib transfer until Sunday, August 16, 2024 IF you can find yourself a replacement before the deadline. Bib transfers can be completed by simply logging on to your UltraSignup Account - Registration History - Edit. NO NEED TO CONTACT US!
2. There will be no unofficial runners on course.
3. Each runner’s official run number must be worn prominently on the front of the body and must be easily visible at all times. Pacers need to have an official "pacer bib"
4. Runners must check IN and OUT of each aid station. This is for the safety of the runners and volunteers.
5. Runners must follow the marked trails at all times. Any runner departing from the official trail must return to the point of departure on foot before continuing.
6. Any runner wishing to drop from the race must inform the nearest aid station captain.
7. Cut-off times for the 100Mi is 33 hours, cut-off for both the 100K and 50K is 32 hours. All runners must be done by 3pm on Sunday, August 25, 2024.
8. All cut-off times will be strictly enforced. Runners must be checked OUT of the aid station BEFORE the cut-off time.
9. Littering of any kind is prohibited. Please respect the trails and the right of everyone to enjoy them.
10. Runners must refrain from any act of bad sportsmanship.
11. Crew and pacers are only allowed at certain Aid Stations along the course, all information can be found under the "AS/Crew Info" tab. *No Pacers Allowed For the 50K or 1/2 Marathon Distance*
12. We can not cannot guarantee race swag to registrations made after July 6, 2024 and race day signups but will work to get you your items post event.
13. PREGNANCY DEFERRAL – Women who get pregnant between registration and race day may defer 100% entry fee to the following year only. Please, you must notify the race director contact the RD well in advance to cancel and defer your registration.
14. Military and First Responder Discount - Contact us for a discount code if you are active military, a veteran or a first responder.
INCLUDED IN YOUR REGISTRATION- All weekend LODGING at Camp Ondessonk for two people (runner + 1).
Camping: 1 tent per runners is included in the registration fee for any additional tents there will be a $10 fee for camping.
Camp Ondessonk’s Signature Treehouses
One of the highlights of an Ondessonk visit are the 3-sided treehouse cabin units take full advantage of their natural surroundings. They are intentionally designed and located to maximize visitors’ experience of tranquility and inspiration of Nature. Some are on the ground for ease of access, one is built under shelter bluff with its own waterfall, and others are walled in for a bit more security. Whichever unit you are assigned to, you will be immersed by the natural world in a unique setting. Most treehouse units have 5-6 cabins and each cabin sleeps around 4-5 guests comfortably. All cabin units have fire pits, benches, picnic table, water spigot, outhouse, and are close to a shower house.
Click Here For Photos.
- FREE Race photo downloads provided!
Switching Races/Race Day Distance Changes
You may switch between the four events (100Mi, 100K, 50K, and 1/2 Marathon) plus the difference in entry fee at the time of the switch. If you are already signed up for one race and want to switch to the other, you may do so on ultra signup before August 16, 2024 if you plan to switch races. If you have further questions on this please don't hesitate to shoot us an email.
If you have already paid more than the current price of the event you are switching to, you will not receive a refund. However, you will owe no additional costs. If you have paid less than the current entry fee of the event you are switching to, you will owe the difference in what you have paid.
You must inform race management prior to the above listed deadline of your intent to switch distances be it dropping or moving up to a distance. If you fail to finish the distance you are signed up to run, you ARE eligible for a time and medal or buckle... but not awards and age ranks! Example: You are registered for the 100mi, but only complete two loops. You are eligible for a 100k time and buckle, but not awards. You deserve to be rewarded for the work you put in!
Cutoff Times
Loop 2 for the 100k | Loop 3 for the 100m
Start/Finish: 4:30am
Trigg Tower (out): 6:00am
Trigg Tower (in): 12:15pm
Finish: 3:00pm
For your safety and the safety of our volunteers, all cut off times are strictly enforced. You must wear your race number so that it is clearly visible at all times to our race personnel.
Should you need to drop from the race at one of the aid stations, please notify the personnel available, and give them your race number for confirmation. All race officials, medical staff, and aid station captains have the authority to make decisions regarding your continuation in the race, and their advice must be strictly followed.
Drop bags are due at the scheduled times. No drop bags will be accepted after the truck has left for the aid station.
The course is marked with hanging pink ribbon, pink ground flags, reflective tape, arrow signs, and “do not enter” signs. As a participant, you are responsible at all times to follow the provided markings. The national forest has remote areas where cell service is not available. Please check in and out of every aid station.
Course etiquette is expected and you should yield to any runner that is catching you from behind, let them pass by stepping to the upside of the trail so they may continue at their pace. The faster runner does have the right of way, and would be appreciative of your yielding to them. This is true for horses as well, and others that may be on the trails. Course etiquette also applies to your trash. Please carry it out with you.
The course should be in great condition, which includes rocks, roots, stumps, mud, fallen trees, creek crossings, wildlife, sunny hot days, warm nights, and of course amazing aid stations. Please be aware of wildlife encounters. This is snake country so be on the lookout for copperheads, cottonmouths, etc. You will see them so please take precautions around them. This area has a lot of insects that will bite and sting you. There are pockets of ground hornets along all parts of the course. Know if you are allergic to any insects before coming to the race and plan accordingly.
Thank you for choosing Shawnee Hills Trail Races and we look forward to your arrival and participation in our race.
Awards
The overall 1st and 2nd place male and female winners will each receive a distinctive award. All finishers will receive a finisher’s award.
Race Policies
1. Entry fees are non-refundable; race numbers and entries cannot be transferred to another year. No exceptions. This means once we have received your entry, you will not receive a refund if you cannot participate, or if the event is cancelled because of weather, natural disaster or other unforeseen circumstances.
We will allow bib transfer until Sunday, August 16, 2024 IF you can find yourself a replacement before the deadline. Bib transfers can be completed by simply logging on to your UltraSignup Account - Registration History - Edit. NO NEED TO CONTACT US!
2. There will be no unofficial runners on course.
3. Each runner’s official run number must be worn prominently on the front of the body and must be easily visible at all times. Pacers need to have an official "pacer bib"
4. Runners must check IN and OUT of each aid station. This is for the safety of the runners and volunteers.
5. Runners must follow the marked trails at all times. Any runner departing from the official trail must return to the point of departure on foot before continuing.
6. Any runner wishing to drop from the race must inform the nearest aid station captain.
7. Cut-off times for the 100Mi is 33 hours, cut-off for both the 100K and 50K is 32 hours. All runners must be done by 3pm on Sunday, August 25, 2024.
8. All cut-off times will be strictly enforced. Runners must be checked OUT of the aid station BEFORE the cut-off time.
9. Littering of any kind is prohibited. Please respect the trails and the right of everyone to enjoy them.
10. Runners must refrain from any act of bad sportsmanship.
11. Crew and pacers are only allowed at certain Aid Stations along the course, all information can be found under the "AS/Crew Info" tab. *No Pacers Allowed For the 50K or 1/2 Marathon Distance*
12. We can not cannot guarantee race swag to registrations made after July 6, 2024 and race day signups but will work to get you your items post event.
13. PREGNANCY DEFERRAL – Women who get pregnant between registration and race day may defer 100% entry fee to the following year only. Please, you must notify the race director contact the RD well in advance to cancel and defer your registration.
14. Military and First Responder Discount - Contact us for a discount code if you are active military, a veteran or a first responder.
INCLUDED IN YOUR REGISTRATION- All weekend LODGING at Camp Ondessonk for two people (runner + 1).
Camping: 1 tent per runners is included in the registration fee for any additional tents there will be a $10 fee for camping.
Camp Ondessonk’s Signature Treehouses
One of the highlights of an Ondessonk visit are the 3-sided treehouse cabin units take full advantage of their natural surroundings. They are intentionally designed and located to maximize visitors’ experience of tranquility and inspiration of Nature. Some are on the ground for ease of access, one is built under shelter bluff with its own waterfall, and others are walled in for a bit more security. Whichever unit you are assigned to, you will be immersed by the natural world in a unique setting. Most treehouse units have 5-6 cabins and each cabin sleeps around 4-5 guests comfortably. All cabin units have fire pits, benches, picnic table, water spigot, outhouse, and are close to a shower house.
Click Here For Photos.
- FREE Race photo downloads provided!
Switching Races/Race Day Distance Changes
You may switch between the four events (100Mi, 100K, 50K, and 1/2 Marathon) plus the difference in entry fee at the time of the switch. If you are already signed up for one race and want to switch to the other, you may do so on ultra signup before August 16, 2024 if you plan to switch races. If you have further questions on this please don't hesitate to shoot us an email.
If you have already paid more than the current price of the event you are switching to, you will not receive a refund. However, you will owe no additional costs. If you have paid less than the current entry fee of the event you are switching to, you will owe the difference in what you have paid.
You must inform race management prior to the above listed deadline of your intent to switch distances be it dropping or moving up to a distance. If you fail to finish the distance you are signed up to run, you ARE eligible for a time and medal or buckle... but not awards and age ranks! Example: You are registered for the 100mi, but only complete two loops. You are eligible for a 100k time and buckle, but not awards. You deserve to be rewarded for the work you put in!
Cutoff Times
Loop 2 for the 100k | Loop 3 for the 100m
Start/Finish: 4:30am
Trigg Tower (out): 6:00am
Trigg Tower (in): 12:15pm
Finish: 3:00pm
Course Markings
The course will be marked by a variety of markings. The typical trail markings will be neon pink ribbon/flagging (hanging and in ground) with reflective tape attached to the end. There will be signs with arrows and flour on the ground at all trail intersections. There will be glow sticks around the aid stations and along the Helispot climb.
The typical markings will include in ground neon pink flags with reflective tape and neon pink ribbon with reflective tape on trees.
The section of the course that has two way traffic (between Trigg Tower and Tin Whistle) will be marked on both sides.
It is unfortunate but is not unheard of at many of the major trail races that course vandalism has occurred and flagging has been intentionally moved or removed by small-minded individuals – it is important that you study the course prior to running and have a concept of where you are going. If you see that markers or signs have been moved or removed, please notify the nearest aid station caption.
***It is the athlete’s responsibility to know the course. While we mark the course to the best of our ability with signs, flour, volunteers, etc., in the end it becomes the athlete’s responsibility to know the course, based on the maps provided. We are not responsible for course sabotage or non-race personnel misdirecting athletes. And if you follow a pack of runners and know it’s the wrong way, don’t follow them. If there are any official course changes, a revised map will be posted on the website prior to the event AND announced at the race prior to the start***
Pacers
A pacer is any individual who accompanies an entrant for any distance greater than 100 yards at one time. One pacer at a time may accompany each runner from the start of the second loop to the finish. Please refer to the aid station chart for pacer pick up and drop off locations.
Each pacer must sign a waiver release prior to pacing a runner. These will be available at the pre-race briefing and at check in. You may also pick them up from the aid station captain at the start finish aid station. Pacers must be at least 18 years of age. Specific exceptions to the age requirement may be made in advance of the race by the race director with a guardian’s signature. Each pacer must wear the official pacer bib of the entrant he/she is pacing. One pacer bib is provided per entrant at race check in. The official pacer bib must be transferred between pacers if duties for one runner are to be shared. If a pacer becomes unable to continue the race, the official pacer bib must be given to the runner, so that subsequent pacers will be properly identified. Each pacer must clearly identify themselves when passing through aid stations so that race personnel know exactly who is on the trail and where. Pacers must stay with their runners at all times, except in the case of emergency. If the runner withdraws from the race, and the pacer wishes to continue, the pacer must remain at the aid station until another runner enters the aid station and requests the services of a pacer. The pacer may not continue on without an official race participant. Pacers must check in and out of all aid stations with their runners.
50K Aid Station Chart
100K Aid Station Chart
100Mi Aid Station Chart
The course will be marked by a variety of markings. The typical trail markings will be neon pink ribbon/flagging (hanging and in ground) with reflective tape attached to the end. There will be signs with arrows and flour on the ground at all trail intersections. There will be glow sticks around the aid stations and along the Helispot climb.
The typical markings will include in ground neon pink flags with reflective tape and neon pink ribbon with reflective tape on trees.
The section of the course that has two way traffic (between Trigg Tower and Tin Whistle) will be marked on both sides.
It is unfortunate but is not unheard of at many of the major trail races that course vandalism has occurred and flagging has been intentionally moved or removed by small-minded individuals – it is important that you study the course prior to running and have a concept of where you are going. If you see that markers or signs have been moved or removed, please notify the nearest aid station caption.
***It is the athlete’s responsibility to know the course. While we mark the course to the best of our ability with signs, flour, volunteers, etc., in the end it becomes the athlete’s responsibility to know the course, based on the maps provided. We are not responsible for course sabotage or non-race personnel misdirecting athletes. And if you follow a pack of runners and know it’s the wrong way, don’t follow them. If there are any official course changes, a revised map will be posted on the website prior to the event AND announced at the race prior to the start***
Pacers
A pacer is any individual who accompanies an entrant for any distance greater than 100 yards at one time. One pacer at a time may accompany each runner from the start of the second loop to the finish. Please refer to the aid station chart for pacer pick up and drop off locations.
Each pacer must sign a waiver release prior to pacing a runner. These will be available at the pre-race briefing and at check in. You may also pick them up from the aid station captain at the start finish aid station. Pacers must be at least 18 years of age. Specific exceptions to the age requirement may be made in advance of the race by the race director with a guardian’s signature. Each pacer must wear the official pacer bib of the entrant he/she is pacing. One pacer bib is provided per entrant at race check in. The official pacer bib must be transferred between pacers if duties for one runner are to be shared. If a pacer becomes unable to continue the race, the official pacer bib must be given to the runner, so that subsequent pacers will be properly identified. Each pacer must clearly identify themselves when passing through aid stations so that race personnel know exactly who is on the trail and where. Pacers must stay with their runners at all times, except in the case of emergency. If the runner withdraws from the race, and the pacer wishes to continue, the pacer must remain at the aid station until another runner enters the aid station and requests the services of a pacer. The pacer may not continue on without an official race participant. Pacers must check in and out of all aid stations with their runners.
50K Aid Station Chart
100K Aid Station Chart
100Mi Aid Station Chart
Drop Bags
Race management will provide transportation for separate packages of supplies to the locations specified on the aid station chart. Packages must be secured tightly, labeled clearly with the runner's name, bib number, and aid station location, and deposited at the appropriate table for aid station delivery. Drop bags must be in the appropriate location by 7:00am Saturday. Please do not use a hard sided container or cooler for drop bags that are going to aid stations because space will be limited on the trucks. Drop bags at the start/finish can be hard sided. It is strongly recommended runners use waterproof bags because they will be sitting out in the elements. Drop bags will be collected after the aid station closes for the final time and taken to the finish area on Sunday by 3:00pm. If you need your drop bag before the end of the event then you may go to that aid station and pick it up. Drop bags not collected by the runners on Sunday at the finish will be donated to a charity. It is recommended to stash extra lights, batteries, socks in drop bags.
Lost and Found
Shawnee Hills 100 cannot be responsible for the personal effects of any participant. Items left at aid stations will be collected by the aid station personnel assigned to that location and placed with the drop bags at the finish area on Sunday. Unclaimed items will be donated to a charity.
Medical Information
It is important for the participant to recognize the potential physical and mental stresses which may evolve from participation in this race. The runners may be subject to extreme temperatures of hot, heat stroke, kidney failure, seizures, low blood sugar, disorientation, injury, falling rock or trees, wild animal or reptile attack, or even death from their participation in this event.
Snake warning: This is snake country so be on the lookout for copperheads, cottonmouths, etc. You will see them so please take precautions around them. Always give them the right of way. Please research typical southern IL snakes to know what you are looking at.
Insect warning: This area has a lot of insects that will bite and sting you. Chiggers and ground hornets are a common along all sections of the course. Know if you are allergic to any insects before coming to the race and plan accordingly.
Adequate pre-race conditioning is mandatory and a participant should not run the race if they have not been able to prepare adequately to run safely. Heat illness will be a significant risk in this race. It can cause nausea, dizziness, and mental confusion. Impending heat stroke may be signaled by a decrease in sweating and goose bumps and can progress to collapse in a short period of time. Proper race pace is crucial. A runner must be careful not to exceed their own physiologic thresholds which may vary according to temperature, terrain, and conditioning.
Injuries from falling both on even or rough trail, hazards of running in muddy conditions, falling rock and trees, and injuries related to adverse encounters with wildlife exist for the participant taking part in this race. Vehicle hazards, common fatigue, getting lost, and being far from medical help, treatment, and evacuation are just some of the other risks associated with participating in this race. It is crucial that the runner has physically prepared to safely participate in this race, stays mentally alert stays adequately hydrated and nourished during the event, and is mentally prepared to withdraw at an appropriate time if he/she cannot safely continue.
Communication/Emergency Procedures
All participants will be checked in by their race number at the start of the race by race management and will be checked in/out of all manned aid stations along the course. The communications personnel will be provided an accurate list of all starters and their race number. Each participant will have a check in/out time recorded at each manned aid station with the information radioed to the next aid station to aid in accounting for each runner during the event. A trail sweep will be conducted at the appropriate time along each section of the trail. If the sweep fails to account for any runners, race officials will notify standby groups for an emergency search. If an emergency search is activated, any emergency costs will be the responsibility of the entrant failing to properly withdraw from the event by turning in their race number to the aid station captain at the closest aid station.
Crew Access Locations
Crew access locations during the event include the start/finish, Trigg Road Aid Station (out), Cedar Road Aid Station, Trigg Tower Aid Station (in), and Cinder Path. There will be no crew access at Jackson Falls Aid Station and NO DROP OUTs are allowed at Jackson Falls Aid Station. Please view MAPS & STUFF to find the coordinates for the aid stations and review the rules for crew members. Make sure all crew members know the parking locations at all aid stations because access will be limited and runners will be on the road. We will review the parking at the pre-race meeting. Parking for Trigg Tower aid station will be in the gravel parking lot at the aid station. Please be mindful of runners on the gravel road as you approach the parking lot. There is limited parking at Cedar Road so all cars will need to line up on one side of the road and pulled off to the side as much as possible. Parking signs will be present as you enter the aid station. There is a chance farm equipment will be using that road throughout the day. Parking at Cinder Path will be in a gravel parking lot to the west side of the road. Please use caution when crossing the road.
Race Conduct
We will not tolerate any inappropriate behavior towards any of our volunteers or staff. If you have a complaint please direct these to Micki and Chad Colson at [email protected]. Failure to follow this guideline will result in disqualification from the event and possibly being banned from future events.
Seriously. We’re all out here for some fun, so let’s have some
Race management will provide transportation for separate packages of supplies to the locations specified on the aid station chart. Packages must be secured tightly, labeled clearly with the runner's name, bib number, and aid station location, and deposited at the appropriate table for aid station delivery. Drop bags must be in the appropriate location by 7:00am Saturday. Please do not use a hard sided container or cooler for drop bags that are going to aid stations because space will be limited on the trucks. Drop bags at the start/finish can be hard sided. It is strongly recommended runners use waterproof bags because they will be sitting out in the elements. Drop bags will be collected after the aid station closes for the final time and taken to the finish area on Sunday by 3:00pm. If you need your drop bag before the end of the event then you may go to that aid station and pick it up. Drop bags not collected by the runners on Sunday at the finish will be donated to a charity. It is recommended to stash extra lights, batteries, socks in drop bags.
Lost and Found
Shawnee Hills 100 cannot be responsible for the personal effects of any participant. Items left at aid stations will be collected by the aid station personnel assigned to that location and placed with the drop bags at the finish area on Sunday. Unclaimed items will be donated to a charity.
Medical Information
It is important for the participant to recognize the potential physical and mental stresses which may evolve from participation in this race. The runners may be subject to extreme temperatures of hot, heat stroke, kidney failure, seizures, low blood sugar, disorientation, injury, falling rock or trees, wild animal or reptile attack, or even death from their participation in this event.
Snake warning: This is snake country so be on the lookout for copperheads, cottonmouths, etc. You will see them so please take precautions around them. Always give them the right of way. Please research typical southern IL snakes to know what you are looking at.
Insect warning: This area has a lot of insects that will bite and sting you. Chiggers and ground hornets are a common along all sections of the course. Know if you are allergic to any insects before coming to the race and plan accordingly.
Adequate pre-race conditioning is mandatory and a participant should not run the race if they have not been able to prepare adequately to run safely. Heat illness will be a significant risk in this race. It can cause nausea, dizziness, and mental confusion. Impending heat stroke may be signaled by a decrease in sweating and goose bumps and can progress to collapse in a short period of time. Proper race pace is crucial. A runner must be careful not to exceed their own physiologic thresholds which may vary according to temperature, terrain, and conditioning.
Injuries from falling both on even or rough trail, hazards of running in muddy conditions, falling rock and trees, and injuries related to adverse encounters with wildlife exist for the participant taking part in this race. Vehicle hazards, common fatigue, getting lost, and being far from medical help, treatment, and evacuation are just some of the other risks associated with participating in this race. It is crucial that the runner has physically prepared to safely participate in this race, stays mentally alert stays adequately hydrated and nourished during the event, and is mentally prepared to withdraw at an appropriate time if he/she cannot safely continue.
Communication/Emergency Procedures
All participants will be checked in by their race number at the start of the race by race management and will be checked in/out of all manned aid stations along the course. The communications personnel will be provided an accurate list of all starters and their race number. Each participant will have a check in/out time recorded at each manned aid station with the information radioed to the next aid station to aid in accounting for each runner during the event. A trail sweep will be conducted at the appropriate time along each section of the trail. If the sweep fails to account for any runners, race officials will notify standby groups for an emergency search. If an emergency search is activated, any emergency costs will be the responsibility of the entrant failing to properly withdraw from the event by turning in their race number to the aid station captain at the closest aid station.
Crew Access Locations
Crew access locations during the event include the start/finish, Trigg Road Aid Station (out), Cedar Road Aid Station, Trigg Tower Aid Station (in), and Cinder Path. There will be no crew access at Jackson Falls Aid Station and NO DROP OUTs are allowed at Jackson Falls Aid Station. Please view MAPS & STUFF to find the coordinates for the aid stations and review the rules for crew members. Make sure all crew members know the parking locations at all aid stations because access will be limited and runners will be on the road. We will review the parking at the pre-race meeting. Parking for Trigg Tower aid station will be in the gravel parking lot at the aid station. Please be mindful of runners on the gravel road as you approach the parking lot. There is limited parking at Cedar Road so all cars will need to line up on one side of the road and pulled off to the side as much as possible. Parking signs will be present as you enter the aid station. There is a chance farm equipment will be using that road throughout the day. Parking at Cinder Path will be in a gravel parking lot to the west side of the road. Please use caution when crossing the road.
Race Conduct
We will not tolerate any inappropriate behavior towards any of our volunteers or staff. If you have a complaint please direct these to Micki and Chad Colson at [email protected]. Failure to follow this guideline will result in disqualification from the event and possibly being banned from future events.
Seriously. We’re all out here for some fun, so let’s have some